A Collection From A Cluttered Mind

The internet is full of pearls of wisdom. This one made me laugh: Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug. Word.

My friend John and I have an ongoing argument about AC/DC. We like them, but they’ve been recording the same songs for years. It is John’s (erroneous) contention that AC/DC has recorded six songs, while it is my (far more accurate) contention that they have recorded four songs. John has decided to go public with our dispute. John’s a good musician and I respect his opinions on most musical things. However, I must defend my position and use the facts at hand to prove he’s wrong. And before I do, I will say I have offered to settle our dispute by compromising on FIVE songs. I thought that was fair, but he’s decided to make this post. As such the evidence can be listened to. Please procure “TNT” and “Dirty Deeds” and notice the addictive thumping beat. I happen to like both songs. Which is easy to understand since they are the same exact song. Seriously. John lists them as two separate songs, thereby ruining his case entirely. John. I’ve won. So there. (Nice blog post in spite of your failure to recognize 4 instead of 6.)

Don't kill the seals

Save the Seals and click this link

Thanks to Suzie-Q for the above link from the Humane Society of Canada. She had it on her FaceBook page. There are any number of clever rejoinders but I had to go with maple syrup you know.

Sadly, I have other news along these lines to report. Live dogs and cats are being used as shark bait on the French island of Réunion. I once wondered who visited my site from that tiny place. Now, I’m not so sure I want to know. That link is from National Geographic, a relatively staid, conservative publication. Needless to say people are in an uproar. Understandably so. Some puppies and kittens have escaped with puncture wounds in their paws and snouts. It’s really sick what some people will do.

In other reasons to hate Texas besides Bush Senior and Bush Junior, we now have the Texas Board of Education (that final words is a misnomer) decided to re-write history entirely. This op-ed piece on the decidedly liberal San Francisco Chronicle website sums it up best. And while I like my friends from Texas, what the hell are you guys thinking? You vote for these people? This is from the article: These irrefutable facts — and many more just like them — are brought to you by the Texas State Board of Education, packed like a jug of rancid tartar sauce with intellectually numb simpletons who smell like ignorance and taste like fear. The TSBE: We make revisionist brainwashing fun!™

I’m glad I don’t own a Toyota. Even though they’re fixing them now, reports indicate nearly 100 fixed vehicles have still shown the same symptoms. That doesn’t sound fixed to me. To me, despite Toyota’s claims to the contrary, it sounds like a computer issues in the software running the car. Cars have become too complex: they park themselves, stop when they think you’re too close, and more. Hell, I’ve ranted in previous posts how the iDrive in my BMW is way too complex and unreliable. I don’t like a car that’s so high tech that they can never find the problem.

And while we’re on problems, at least I didn’t fly Virgin Atlantic from LAX to JFK. This story sounds like one of my trips from hell. Can you imagine a sixteen hour flight. You can get to China in 18 and this was 16. Misery in the making.

I’ll leave you with a laugh:Lamebook

Food. Tasty, tasty food.

I ate at a new Italian restaurant near my house called Il Forno. Fancy place, terrible, terrible location so I don’t hold out much hope they’ll survive for very long. Which is too bad because it’s pretty decent as far as the food goes. The bread is very similar to a pita and served with olive oil.

I had Gnocchi Al’Arancia (a potato dumpling in a light cream sauce flavoured with Grand Marnier liquor & orange reduction) which was very tasty, though far sweeter than one might expect for a dinner entrée. Still very enjoyable and mostly filling. Timmy had the Lasagna Emiliana and that was excellent but was overpriced for the tiny portion size they gave him.

My complaints are not the food, nor even the prices, but the service. With only four tables filled and as many waiters you’d figure the service would be attentive. It wasn’t. Water glasses weren’t filled promptly, drink orders were sluggish, the table was missing salt and pepper shakers which never managed to make an appearance. This is a small, intimate restaurant but I don’t like service that’s anything less than stellar.

(For an added amusement listen to the irritating background music on their website — near the middle of the four minute loop, it’s got a refrain from Master Of The House. That’s just scary.)

There are the articles I don’t agree with in magazines. But I’m fair if nothing else and will give voice to opposing opinions. This from Sue. There’s an article on Seti at 50. It’s not such a big deal because a lot of what’s said is fair game for reasonable discussion. I just am miffed at its appearance in failure magazine.

Speaking of Seti@Home, my clients are unable to return work units and this has been ongoing for some time. It’s happening on Mac and PC clients running different versions of the software. Anyone else have this complaint?

Many of the redirects to individual posts are broken. I’m working on them. If you try to find a post and can’t please let me know the broken URL for a fix. This isn’t a walk in the park and I don’t recommend this procedure for anyone. Blech.

How To Fix Congress

My dear friend Fran sent this along to me. I can’t think of a reason to disagree. Politically she’s pretty much damn near opposite of me on most things but sometimes we agree spot-on.

Proposed Congressional Reform Act of 2010

1. Term Limits: 12 years only, one of the possible options below.
A. Two Six year Senate terms
B. Six Two year House terms
C. One Six year Senate term and three Two Year House terms
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

2. No Tenure / No Pension:
A congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security:
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund moves to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, Congress participates with the American people.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, server your term(s), then go home and back to work.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan just as all Americans.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

7. Congress must equally abide in all laws they impose on the American people.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

8. All contracts with past and present congressmen are void effective 1/1/11 .
The American people did not make this contract with congressmen, congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

Then we have to discuss the iPad which as I said in a previous post may be one of the worst named products in history. Well someone has come up with iMaxi, a case of it that will give you a spit take.

iMaxi Case

The iMaxi iPad case

And courtesy of Stevenson we have some dental themed music. Notice I didn’t say “my friend” because I have to have plausible deniability once you see this.

I want to thank Adam Geller for referring me to his friend Greg. At work we finally got rid of the legendary Dell (from my post Dell Sucks and Blows) leaving one last Dell in the place. I really didn’t want to spend days doing it, and for a very reasonable price he got my Outlook contacts, 2500+ pieces of email, and all my XP settings transferred leaving me very little to do. I had everything done quickly except, oddly, my Microsoft Wireless Mouse 2000 which won’t work with the new system. And BOINC won’t work either, but I’ll figure that out Monday. Something isn’t configured right there. You gotta love Microsoft — 103 updates had to be installed for 400MB. That took longer than Greg’s whole conversion process. The thing I thought would be the most difficult — configuring the serial port to connect to our server through a serial concentrator — worked right out of the box on the first try.

Comments are fixed for real. You do not have to be registered to comment. But, if you are, your comments will be auto-approved from the third approved comment forward. Avatars still don’t work internally but I’ve now linked to Gravatar so you can have avatars with your profile. It’s pretty cool over there and you can configure your different emails to have different avatars associated with them.

Clapton In Review

I guess I’ll make my official first CONTENT post on the new blog and begin with a review of the Eric Clapton concert 11 March 2010 at Bank Atlantic Center. This is my first Clapton concert, but it likely won’t be my last. His opening act was Roger Daltry. Roger said he was the “supporting act”. Roger’s voice was really bad at first and he was wheezing. We had some concern he’d actually survive his set, but he finally got into the groove and those off-notes started vanishing. Roger’s set was heavy on the Who and ended with Baba O’Riley, one of my favourite Who songs. I’d have preferred Happy Jack, but I don’t get a vote, do I?

Clapton’s playing is incomparable, and even if you hate him, you have to admire his guitar playing skill. I had seen some of his previous set lists for the tour and he mixed it up a bit for this stop, near the tail end of this tour. The acoustics were average for the BAC. We’ve heard much worse, so we were pleased we at least were able to identify and hear the songs, lyrics, and instrumentation. The set was sparse: chairs, rug, instrument and some overhead lighting along with the obligatory backlit LCD displays. But the point of the show was Clapton and not decoration. I am glad I went, and I gained a new appreciation for his skill, because until you see him weild that mighty guitar you really don’t know how good he really is.

Set List:
01. Going Down Slow
02. Key To The Highway
03. Tell The Truth
04. Old Love
05. I Shot The Sheriff
06. Driftin’ Blues
07. Nobody Knows You When You’re Down And Out
08. Running On Faith
09. Layla
10. I’ve Got A Rock N Roll Heart
11. Badge
12. Wonderful Tonight
13. Before You Accuse Me
14. Little Queen of Spades
15. Cocaine
16. Crossroads (encore)

In other music news, I had sworn off the Hard Rock venue due to smoke after I nearly choked when I saw Bob Seger there some years ago. I have been told it’s now a non-smoking venue and I should give it a chance again. Independent verification would be good, but I suppose I should consider it since I do like concerts.

A few days ago, I commented on Pink Floyd suing EMI for breach of contract by selling their songs as singles against their wishes. Pink Floyd has won the first round. I say first round because you know EMI will appeal. Apple will weigh in because they, as my previous post mentioned, have a long standing policy of refusing to do ‘album only’ sales.

You all remember the USA vs Canada hockey match final. Word now comes to us that an Air Canada flight was delayed in Vancouver when the passengers refused to board the aircraft so they could watch the match. I am amused but can’t imagine how that situation would have played out here in the States. “Excuse me, Captain, but the passengers are revolting,” stated the flight attended. “They most certainly are,” retorted the Captain. *rim shot*

In other Canadian news, this article reveals that the Loonie and Greenback should be at par later this year — now at 98 cents I’m guessing sooner than later. All interesting as the Pound plummets against the dollar to under 1.50 today.

Robert Gibbs, the White House press secretary made good on his bet with his Canadian counterpart and wore a Team Canada jersey to a press conference. After less than ten minutes he took it off, revealing that he was wearing a team USA jersey underneath it. A number of Canadian boards are crying foul and saying he’s a poor sport. Read the article and make your own conclusion. I think he’s in the clear. Here’s a small picture for you:

Gibbs Wearing Team Canada Jersey

From Dan, we have this URL which makes a video featuring the evil Glenn Beck. If you have Facebook, just log in. If you’re not comfortable doing that you can type in an alternate name. It’s amusing at least. Have a look.

In updates to the WordPress version, we have fixed most of the mis-formatted posts. Some links are still broken but they were also broken in the original. I have many years of posts and links don’t stay forever. I fixed what I could. But there should be no rude surprises. On posts 2009 and older I did not fix the links to embedded items but just made hyperlinks instead. It made the process a lot quicker. (No actual content was replaced in any older post.)

I’ve installed recaptcha and OpenID. You can now login using your OpenID account or create a WordPress account. recaptcha is still required. But if you have an account any comment you post after the first two, will be auto-approved. That should speed things up nicely.

I’d love to comment on the UK’s National Trust giving away bottles of air but I don’t even know what to say.

Welcome to The WordPress Version of the Quagmire

The new URL is here: http://quagmire.darsys.net/ – please update your newsreaders, feeds, etcetera. No new posts will be made at the old address. Please update your blogs and all links to point to this new address.

  1. All posts and comments have been preserved
  2. Look and feel has been preserved as well as possible.
  3. We are now operating under WordPress so you will notice some operational changes on the blog. Right now comments require approval like the old blog. I will install reCATCHPA soon and remove approval requirements at some point.
  4. To post comments you do need an account. I will eventually have an OpenID plug-in but that’s not yet installed.
  5. If you notice posts that are mis-formatted, broken or mis-linked URLs, improperly embedded audio, video, images, and so forth, please email me the URL of the post and I’ll fix it right away. While I will eventually fix all that without being told there are 830+ posts and it’ll take forever.

If you link to the blog or any posts within the blog, please make sure your links are updated.

The link http://www.darsys.org points to the above URL and you’ll be able to tell easily because the “MOVED” posts do not appear there.

Every time I make a post on the the “NEW” locations, you will see a “MOVED” post at the old ORL. It’ll keep reminding you until you fix it :)

Jose and I were up until damn near 2am today trying to get everything installed, tested, and working.

From a change standpoint, the title is now the Permalink URL. Labels are still there but there are a few categories too that cover major topics of a post. They are limited and cover Politics, Sports, Technology, Reviews, Sports, and General. All the old posts are tagged General though as I fix errors, I may update some of them.

The avatar pictures don’t work and we don’t know why. I don’t much care so that’s a low priority. Also broken is the shading on the left sidebar which doesn’t go all the way down on some pages (like comments, etc). And one of the Google ads doesn’t work, and you probably don’t care but I do :)

Special thanks to Jose Marquez for helping with this miserable process.

Busking For Nothing and your Chicks For Free

First, special thanks to Jose Marquez. Everyone needs a friend like him. But not everyone deserves one.

You’ve all heard of American Idol. I apologize for bringing it up and in no way think that show has any redeeming value. However, in the same vein TfL (Transport for London) is now having a competition to allot some busking licenses. This is either insane or brilliant or rubbish. I haven’t decided, though after last year’s trip I can tell you the buskers need improvement. One guy was playing to the accompaniment of a boom box, only the boom box was doing most of the work. Competition URL here.

I am still Canadian and was reminded of Tom Brokaw’s awesome piece on Canada that was shown on NBC during the Olympics. It was well received. Conveniently, it’s now available on YouTube and is an awesome seven minutes of film. Famous people you might not know are Canadian include Tom Brokaw, Neil Young, Doug Henning, Dan Aykroyd, Raymond Burr, Michael Cera, Yvonne De Carlo, Howie Mandel, Monty Hall, Alex Trebek, Shannon Tweed, Keanu Reeves, and my only famous relative, fourth cousin William Shatner. I apologise for the last bit.

The London Eye is ten years old and this article talks about how it came to be. It’s amazing that something like this has turned into an iconic structure much like Eiffel Tower. I rode it on it very soon after it opened in addition to visiting the Millennium Dome and while it was much maligned, I loved it. The eye on the other hand has been well received and is insanely popular: deservedly so.

In other news, Pink Floyd has filed suit against EMI. Pink Floyd claims their contract prohibits selling their songs as “singles” and only album sales are allowed. That means their distribution on Apple’s iTunes and other sites that do not honour album purchases is in jeopardy. EMI claim that the contract only applies to albums whilst Pink Floyd claims album means that album in all formats be it tape, CD, digital, and whatnot. The article doesn’t expand much, but this case will have industry changing ramifications because if Pink Floyd wins, and I hope they do, an artist will have creative control over their music. I agree, for example, Dark Side Of The Moon is one complete work and shouldn’t be doled out as singles. If that is the artist’s wish, then so be it. Though it does beg the question of radio play. (Apple is famous for refusing to sell albums on iTunes that can’t be separated into individual tracks and only disallows single track purchases for songs longer than 10 minutes.)

Back to Jose: he’s been very instrumental in getting The Quagmire ready for the Big Move. I’ll warn everyone once it happens, but you will have to update your RSS feeds and any other place you may subscribe to this blog. We’re going to be going to WordPress in the very near future. The blog may continue to move, but you will all be given a URL that will always work no matter where the blog goes. That URL will be http://www.darsys.org and it should point your browser to wherever the blog is parked. (The blog will remain on the same server but in a subdomain and subdirectory for the time being until I move from Dreamhost to Photon.net which will happen eventually.) I’d like to tell you how much I helped, but I think the work ratio’s about 10% me and 90% him. If anyone wants to provide educational training to me on WordPress once I’m up and running, that would be great. I’m sure I’ll have questions because my WP experience is pretty limited.

This blog should be relocated before the end of the month and a final post will direct you to where you need to go. All posts will be available in the new blog, though some formatting anomalies may occur. If you point them out, I’ll fix them. With 830+ posts it’s going to take me awhile to do it manually. Old posts will remain here for one year before I remove them to preserve inbound links and Google PageRank. We’re going to do some fancy .htaccess page directs to send you to the new blog once it’s up and running. Just for those of you who care about what will happen.

Eric’s Huge Announcement

This announcement is one of the happiest individual moments of my life: I can reveal the big secret I’ve been hiding for nearly a year. I am now officially and legally a Canadian citizen. Let me tell you all “aboot” it :)

I have always identified myself as half-Canadian* to people who’ve asked – everyone says it helps explain my obsessive love of hockey. My mother was born a Canadian though she has long since become a US Citizen. My father is an American. Me? I was born right here in the good-ole USA. From the viewpoint of the US government I am an American Citizen through and through. And indeed I have a US Passport, I have voted here, I live here, and I even pay my taxes here. And at the Olympics, I will report I’m for Team USA. Though this year I was mostly conflicted.

When I was growing up, the USA took a very dim view of dual nationals to the point of not recognizing them in most cases. Sometime before I was 28, I had the opportunity to elect to become a Canadian citizen. Sadly I just didn’t know it at the time.

I continued to identify myself as half-Canadian when asked, which was a state of mind more than a legal condition. About 20 years ago, I checked into becoming a Canadian citizen but the process was onerous as all hell. The document was nearly as detailed and as long as the US Government’s official security clearance document: encyclopaedic. I guess the idea is to keep most people from even from trying. It worked because mentally I wasn’t up to the challenge. I don’t know that if I had to go through the full, long process I’d ever have the mental fortitude.

Some five or ten years ago (give or take) I had emailed my cousin John who was in the Canadian government with their trade commission. He told me there was a small grace period, but I blew it. I missed it and there was no hope for me and there wasn’t much he could do to help at that point. It was too bad because by then the US begin a bit more leniency in accepting dual nationals. You no longer were required to give up US Citizenship if you claimed another by right of birth. That meant I could claim Canadian citizenship without losing my US citizenship.

Let’s go back to early last year. My friend Maury brought this to my attention when she saw this video on YouTube. (It’s a really funny video, so check it out.)

A new law amending the Citizenship Act came into effect on April 17, 2009. The new law gives Canadian citizenship to certain people who lost it and to others who are recognized as citizens for the first time. It also protects the value of citizenship by limiting citizenship by descent to one generation outside Canada. The previous law required people born in the second or subsequent generations outside Canada to submit an application to retain (keep) their citizenship, and to either live in Canada for one year or prove a substantial connection to Canada before their 28th birthday. If they did not do either of these things, they would have lost their citizenship, sometimes without even knowing. The old law was criticized for being complicated, confusing, and leading to uncertainty for many people about their citizenship status. The new law simplifies rules by eliminating this requirement.

This clause only allowed about 100,000 additional people Canadian citizenship if they wanted it. It so happens I fell into this group of 100,000 people. (So does Maury). It’s not automatic and you must apply to resume your citizenship.

I immediately got all the paperwork, got some photos taken – and let me tell you those special photos were the hardest part to find down here in Florida. The documentation required was hefty, but I did it all and it wasn’t quite as overwhelming as the full application. I spent a few hundred dollars on international couriers and expedited delivery. Within three weeks I had submitted my application and kept this all to myself lest I jinx it. Only two people knew: Mom had to know because she had lots of old documents I needed such as birth certificates and such. And of course Maury knew because she’s the one who told me.

After Thanksgiving, about seven months later, I got the first word. The application was initially rejected because the Quebec birth certificate my mother supplied was the old style and they wanted the new style. Seriously. It’s the same information but on a different form. Four weeks and a couple hundred dollars later, we get the new one. Which is surprising similar to the old one but with a different seal. I re-submitted it. And waited. It’s important to note, they require the original documents and not copies.

Some four months later, I was checking online to find the status of my application and it didn’t show they received the new documents even though my tracking information showed they did. I felt stuck in limbo. In frustration, I sent a polite fax to the local consulate after they happened to be at a recent NHL Panthers game and I spoke to them. In the letter I explained the situation. They called me a few days later and told me that there are so many applications now that the wait can easily extend to two or more years. However, they were very nice and helpful and they gave me a number to call because the one on the website only works from within Canada.

I called today (4 March as this is written). Today is also Mom’s birthday, I was told my application was approved. I am embarrassed to admit, I was so happy I started to cry though the lady on the phone thought it was very nice that I was so emotional over it. I called Mom at work from work something I have never done except in the direst of emergencies, told her, started to break up again, and hung up because I was too embarrassed to try and talk.

So, as I said when I started this story, I am now legally a Canadian citizen: a dual national, fully recognized by both countries. I know it’s Mom’s birthday but I think I got the best present. She’s happy too. She’s the only one who knew the day it happened. Everyone else has to wait until I get my certificate, which is when you will all see this post as a blog entry. (My Canadian relatives will also get emails.)

Will I get a Canadian passport? I want one, so maybe one day. But not right now as I’m not sure I’ve got the patience to go through with that again. I am still an American and don’t need one though some of the places I travel it’d probably be more comfortable to use. For now, I will continue to travel on an American passport. More importantly, American law requires all US Citizens to use their American passport when you enter or leave the USA.

Will I move to Canada? Not now and not even soon. When I retire, it’s certainly an option. Right now, my home, my job, and many of my friends are all here. Leaving for anywhere else would be hard. Besides, I still want to retire to London one day. On the other hand, Sarah Palin is running for president in 2012….

Will I vote in Canada? I’m not sure. First, it would be unfair for me to vote in any election where I wasn’t properly informed. I’d like to fix that, so I suppose I should resume my subscription to MacLean’s magazine (think Canadian Newsweek) so I can at least hone up on local politics. Honestly, I am still not quite sure if I can vote as a Canadian living abroad since I only lived in Canada for about a year when I was a small boy and wasn’t technically a citizen at that time. I am receiving much conflicting information on this topic from various Canadian government websites.

I like hockey, curling, maple syrup, and I like the cold too. But I like BBQ and football too, and hate poutine. I know both national anthems from memory. I knew French but it’s become worthless because I’ve not spoken it regularly in decades. I am an American and I am a Canadian. And I’m not conflicted about it in the least.



* My left half, I think.

Alice In Wonderland

We saw Alice in Wonderland Burtonland today. After hearing all the negative comments on the 3D aspect, we decided to go for 2D. Alice was originally shot in 2D and the 3D was added afterwards. When this isn’t done properly your eyes and your brain don’t communicate and you can get headaches and/or nausea — which is what a number of people were complaining about. I get headaches at most 3D movies anyway so this decision didn’t bother me.

The film is directed by Tim Burton so if you’re expecting normal, you’ve gone to the wrong cinema. This film is odd, unusual, strange, bizarre, weird, atypical, freaky, nutty, yet still pretty damn visually fantastic. And, indeed, that’s what it is. The movie starts off in Victorian England as Alice is being betrothed unwillingly to a suitor. She espies the white rabbit and the film is afoot.

Many odd things happen once Alice drinks that first potion and you will be captivated by all of it. Whether you like it, I’m not sure. I mostly enjoyed the film but I had some quibbles with some of the odd story tangents. Loved the Hatter, Cheshire, and the Red Queen and we could have used more of them and less of the White Queen for sure. The bandersnatch was an awesome creature indeed besides giving me the excuse to say bandersnatch. The jabberwocky wasn’t nearly as impressive.

The one brief dance scene near the end was terribly contrived and I’m not sure why it was even part of the film. Probably just an excuse to use the word “futter” in the movie.

There were two kids in our group (5 and 7) and they were fine with it, so I give this a green light to most audiences. I was secretly hoping my favourite Jefferson Airplane song would make a cameo, but it didn’t. It would have been most appropriate.

Sorry this review is shorter than what I originally wrote but Blogger farted and ate it all.

As much as it pains be to thank David Streeter in public, this video link he sent me demands it. It was an amazing bit of nostalgia. The clothing, the vehicles, the traffic chaos, the atmosphere. The film is from a cable car travelling East down Market Street in San Francisco, just a few days before the infamous Great Earthquake of 1906. You can clearly see the clock tower at the end of the street at the Embarcadero Wharf on the Ferry Building that is still there today. Authentic, live-action hundred year-old film is a rarity so treat yourself to this seven minutes of history.

Lastly is this great article on cover songs. Many songs you know and love are actually covers. Aretha Franklin’s legendary Respect, Tina Turner’s Proud Mary, and even Elvis Presley’s Hound Dog to name a few. Most covers of legendary songs are big blunders. Sometimes a cover becomes the canonical version. Next time you’re trashing Marilyn Manson for ruining a song (as he richly deserves) don’t forget that not all covers suck.

Special thanks to Jose as we continue to work to figure out the final details to move this blog to its new home. I will remind me readers to look out for the notification that we’ve moved. The new URL will be http://www.darsys.org/ if you want to bookmark it now. That URL will always point to this blog no matter where it moves. For those of you reading via RSS you will need to update your feed when the announcement is made and not before.

Having Sex With Your Hand (And Not Making A Mess)

Yeah, before we get to the subject line, let me first mention a few real stories.

The most admired and trusted company in the world is? Apple Computer. Forbes, who conducted the survey says “this year generated the highest response rate in its history … For the third straight year Apple takes the No. 1 spot — this time by the highest margin ever.” The nearest competitor on the list is Google. Say what you want, that’s some survey.

Paul shares this link with me. Politics are a dirty business, but if you’re donating to the RNC, you might want to see what they think of you. If you’re in the DNC you need to see what you’re up against. It takes a special sort of person to look slimier than a used car salesman, yet they manage it. I do not believe all members are like this, but it’s sad this is done so openly with the base assumption that the RNC clearly thinks the people who donate to it are idiots. (Hey, wait, maybe I share something in common with them… ::laugh:: )

And, today, we have news of the absurd. I provide this instead of the huge, major, earth-shattering announcement I was hoping to release today. It’ll just have to keep waiting until I can make it. I do have that special post written and I’ll I need to do is release it. So, today, we have news of the absurd.

The Swiss have begun producing extra small condoms for use by 12 year olds. In the article it says: The Hotshot condoms, which cost about US$8 for a packet of six, have been created by Lamprecht AG, a leading condom manufacturer in Switzerland. A standard condom has a diameter of 2ins (5.2cm) in comparison with the Hotshot’s diameter of 1.7ins (4.5cm). Both are the same length – 7.4ins (19cm). I really have no idea how I should feel about this. I think protection is important for people of all ages, but I don’t think twelve year olds should be having sex except with their hand*. In fact, I know a few people in their 30s who shouldn’t be having sex either.

And speaking of sex, a city in New Jersey has gone of the deep end. A family (mother, son, and daughter) made a snowman. In fact, it was a snow lady. A near perfect replica of the world famous semi-nude marble Venus de Milo — aka Aphrodite of Milo. Yeah, the same one every single kid has seen in junior high in art class. It’s not obscene, and not even titillating**. Yet, amazingly, someone complained and they were told to tear it down or cover it up. There’s photos of it (clothed and nude) in USA Today. So it’s okay for USA Today (and BBC and the AP and everyone else who carried the story) but not for a front lawn. Someone needs to get a grip.



* And only if all five fingers give their consent
** TITillating. :)

The Big-Ass Concert Post To End All Concert Posts

Mom had mentioned that my cousin Ken could rattle off every concert he ever went to. I’m just not that good with my memory in some things. However, I do save my ticket stubs and so I was able to compile this list. Venue names are the name of the venue as printed on the ticket at the time so some venues are listed under multiple names. If the date is hyperlinked, that will go to my review of the concert as posted in my blog. As you can see, I spent some time on this.

Artist Venue (w/Location) Date
Barry Manilow Hollywood Sportatorium (FL) 10/18/1980
Bruce Springsteen Oakland Coliseum (Stadium) 10/22/1984
Genesis Oakland Coliseum (Arena) 10/19/1986
Bridge School Concert IV Shoreline Ampitheatre Mountain View, CA 10/26/1990
Bridge School Concert VI Shoreline Ampitheatre Mountain View, CA 11/01/1992
Paul McCartney Citrus Bowl Orlando, FL 05/09/1993
Tina Turner Miami Arena 08/22/1993
Elton John Sunrise Musical Theatre 10/01/1993
Rod Stewart Miami Arena 11/21/1993
Billy Joel and Elton John Citrus Bowl Orlando, FL 02/21/1994
Jimmy Buffett Sunrise Musical Theatre 04/13/1994
Phil Collins Miami Arena 05/31/1994
The Eagles Orange Bowl Miami, FL 07/24/1994
James Taylor Sunrise Musical Theatre 10/21/1994
The Eagles Miami Arena 02/25/1995
Billy Joel and Elton John Joe Robbie Stadium Miami, FL 04/13/1995
Neil Diamond Miami Arena 12/09/1996
Phil Collins Miami Arena 03/03/1997
Elton John Miami Arena 05/04/1998
Elton John National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 10/04/1998
Neil Diamond National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 12/18/1998
Billy Joel National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 02/02/1999
Bruce Springsteen National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 03/09/2000
Tina Turner National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 04/15/2000
Tina Turner National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 04/16/2000
Tina Turner National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 10/18/2000
Jimmy Buffett National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 02/10/2001
Neil Diamond American Airlines Arena Miami, FL 02/21/2002
Crosby Stills Nash Young National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 04/13/2002
Billy Joel and Elton John National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 05/03/2002
Paul McCartney National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 05/17/2002
Jimmy Buffett MGM Grand Garden Las Vegas, NV 05/25/2002
Rolling Stones National Car Rental Center Sunrise, FL 10/22/2002
Elton John American Airlines Arena Miami, FL 09/27/2003
Simon and Garfunkel American Airlines Arena Miami, FL 12/17/2003
Simon and Garfunkel Office Depot Center Sunrise, FL 12/18/2003
Jimmy Buffett Office Depot Center Sunrise, FL 05/01/2004
Elton John Royal Albert Hall London, UK 07/04/2004
Phil Collins Office Depot Center Sunrise, FL 09/30/2004
Styx and Kansas Office Depot Center Sunrise, FL 02/03/2005
Jimmy Buffett Office Depot Center Sunrise, FL 02/19/2005
REO Speedwagon Office Depot Center Sunrise, FL 04/07/2005
Elton John Office Depot Center Sunrise, FL 05/18/2005
U2 American Airlines Arena Miami, FL 11/14/2005
Billy Joel BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 01/07/2006
Queen w/Paul Rodgers American Airlines Arena Miami, FL 03/03/2006
Trans Siberian Orchestra BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 11/04/2006
The Who BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 11/20/2006
Bob Seger and The Silver Bullet Band Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood, FL 01/11/2007
Trans Siberian Orchestra BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 11/04/2007
Van Halen BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 02/20/2008
Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 07/15/2008
Neil Diamond BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 10/26/2008
Tina Turner American Airlines Arena Miami, FL 10/30/2008
Elton John Caesars Palace Coliseum Las Vegas, NV 11/03/2008
Trans Siberian Orchestra BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 11/13/2008
Elton John O2 Arena London, UK 12/31/2008
The Eagles BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 01/26/2009
Tina Turner O2 Arena London, UK 04/07/2009
Metallica BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 10/01/2009
KISS BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 10/22/2009
Santana Hard Rock Joint Las Vegas, NV 11/14/2009
Jimmy Buffett BankAtlantic Center Sunrise, FL 02/27/2010

It’s pretty complete though I can think of a few things that are missing like a 4th of July concert by Chicago at ProPlayer Stadium some time in the 1990s. Tina’s listed six times but I’m sure the correct number is seven. I also think Neil Diamond’s total is missing one too. I only included musicians so comedy concerts aren’t included, nor are any mixed media shows. Everything listed was a full length concert.

I had a great deal of fun doing this. I really didn’t grasp that I had seen over sixty concerts in my life. The first three were fun because I didn’t have tickets but those were the first three concerts I saw in my life. And with the help of Google — they know everything — I was able to figure out what the dates were.

For those of you who went to any of these shows with me, feel free to add comments. If you know of any that are missing, drop me a note and I’ll update the post.

Elton John wins with a total of 11 concerts (8 without Joel and 3 with). Tied with Tina at six is Buffett’s but I think that one’s correct. By venue the 31 shows at the same place win — National Car Rental Center, Office Depot Center, and BankAtlantic Center are all the same building — out of 62 shows that’s an impressive fifty percent.

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