Please vote on this LOLCatz. I don’t want to mention that this is my friend Paul. So there is no way I will mention this is my friend Paul. I am certain Paul wouldn’t want anyone to know that’s him sitting on the crapper with a cat in his pants. So I will not post that this is Paul with a cat. In his pants.
I didn’t want to see the new Where the Wild Things Are film when I first heard about it because I didn’t want to see yet another childhood memory destroyed by Hollywood.
I cannot wait to see this film after seeing the trailer. This is an amazing trailer. I think this may be another LOTR quality telling of a story. I’ve actually got my hopes up now.
I’ve also attacked another spammer:
Your user is repeatedly spamming us. She and I have had contact before and she has promised to cease and desist. Here authentic headers are below. It is my polite suggestion you terminate her account with extreme prejudice and ban her. I certify we have never done business with, requested information form, or had any desire to even hear from her. Spam is the bane of the online community and this “lady” just doesn’t get it and won’t stop. Your assistance in making her go away (and her banishment from the planet might be nice) would be deeply appreciated.
Sometimes when especially peeved as I am right now, I publish these spam-removal requests on my blog. The ISP and registrar’s response will be duly noted if you so desire. I allow up to 24 hours before posting to allow time for your actions to be noted.
Delivery-date: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:06:48 -0700
Received: from 241-80.delaware.net ([18.104.22.168]:42603 helo=venus.delaware.net)
by REDACTED with esmtps (TLSv1:AES256-SHA:256)
(envelope-from email@example.com )
for REDACTED; Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:06:48 -0700
Received: (qmail 15431 invoked from network); 26 Mar 2009 11:03:27 -0400
Received: from mail.abna.us (HELO JENN) (22.214.171.124) by admin.forumdrop.net with SMTP; 26 Mar 2009 11:03:27 -0400 ¨
From: “Jennifer Stacey” firstname.lastname@example.org To: Subject: Past Due Accounts Date: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:03:25 -0400 Message-ID: > MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=”—-=_NextPart_000_0842_01C9AE02.7C1EF120″ X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook 12.0 Thread-Index: AcmuJAMKFgwJtzN0SeuRolC+JbU0+w== Content-Language: en-us Disposition-Notification-To: “Jennifer Stacey” email@example.com From: Jennifer Stacey [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org] Sent: Thursday, March 26, 2009 11:03 To: REDACTED Subject: Past Due Accounts
Answer The Following Five Questions pertaining to Your Company (Spam Redacted — why are female spammers worse than male spammers?) Have An Amazing Day! Jennifer Stacey Domestic/International New Client Development ABNA International 95 Wolf Creek Blvd Dover De 19963 001-302-883-8564 ¨C57C email@example.com firstname.lastname@example.org
This is a solicitation of services on behalf of ABNA Intl by Jennifer Stacey. If you feel that you have your receivables under key and no one is showing any of the red flag signals above, simply respond Unsubscribe and you will be taking off my list. HOWEVER please keep my information handy in case a problem child account pops up! As always I wish you continued success and an amazing day! Simply respond unsubscribe in the subject line along with your email address to email@example.com firstname.lastname@example.org!
I have not, for the record, heard from any of the people I complained to. This will be escalated. I despise spammers, though why I believed her the first time when she said she’d fix it. I do give her credit for having REAL contact information and for actually answering her emails. I don’t hate her company any less for it.