An Enormous Post

Fake Steve Jobs (aka Dan Lyons) wrote an amusing piece in his blog today. As you may have seen, Microsoft was planning to sponsor an entire episode of Family Guy. It was to be 30 minutes and sans commercials. The payoff for them was having all sorts of Windows7 references built into the show. Microsoft, aka The Borg, has pulled out. Fox claims they've got a new sponsor — it would be ironic if it were Apple.

I continue to not "get" Twitter. In my last blog post I wrote "I still find no point at all to Twitter. Do I have one? Sure, but I don't use it much. Does one really need to delve into the minutia of someone's life to the minute." My friend, Daniel Haun, left a snarky comment about that on Facebook. He said, "The point to Twitter is ego masturbation." I liked the comment so much I Twittered (Tweeted?) it. I think that's a bit ironic.

Another friend, Liz, commented "If you really still think that about Twitter, you're definitely not following the right people I don't know who else you're following, but you're following me. Don't I post interesting stuff?" Yeah, a lot of your stuff is interesting. But that's not the point. It's the insane minutiae that people post on a daily basis. I figure at least half the posts most users make, shouldn't be made. I don't care, nor does anyone, that you've been waiting in line for dinner for 5, 10, 15, 20, etc minutes. Yet people insist on posting stuff like that. I don't "get" it.

In regards to commentary (again on my previous blog post), I am going to start correcting my posts when there are errors. Broken links, I'll just fix when people point them out via email. If they're pointed out by comment, I will still fix them but post a comment that it's been corrected. Simple typos will be fixed. But if anything needs to be corrected correcting and it's significant, I will use the time honoured strikeout feature. As always, any new commentary to an old post (a rarity) is clearly marked with the date added. To be clear, I always appreciate corrections to the blog, through prefer e-mail. Comments are for comments and discussions.

In news almost nobody will care about, I've added a classifieds section on the PHMB but it's in the members only area. Because I was feeling contentious, I called it "YormarksList" (as in CraigsList) because everything in the topic is for sale — and that's Yormark, everything is for sale. These are all advertisements of a sort and what better name than his? If you're a hockey fan, please take a moment and join the board. I really do think you'll enjoy it. When the official board changed to the new format about a month ago, our traffic spiked. Bad for them and good for me: they forgot the one thing that was most important. They forget "know your customer and what (s)he wants" and their activity has plummeted from what was in the off-season. Yeah, the season started and traffic went down instead of up. Censorship and a bad user interface is a guaranteed fail.

I have been thinking of taking up a collection to get a Panther jersey with the name "Yormark" on the back and "666" as the number. With everything it'll be around US$160. Everyone who contributes will be allowed to wear it to games. As John mentioned if we all take turns wearing it, at some point he'll wonder how many of them are out there, even though it'll be only one. The point will be at every game, someone will have it, wear it to the game and take at least one lap of the lower bowl before the game, and at each intermission. I will keep the jersey in the off season and be responsible for care and cleaning — if you want to clean it during your possession, that's up to you. I'll have to get XL so everyone can wear it. I might be able to squeeze in a L if nobody needs the XL. In the corner where the "C" for captain goes, we'll have the official logo of Yormark (for which I will pick up the cost.) If there are leftover funds, they will be donated to Habitat For Humanity — in Mr Yormark's name — and everyone who donates will be given a full accounting of every last penny. If I do not collect enough, your money will be returned.

Dave sent me this link about the New Facebook (which is replacing the old New Facebook.) Users are totally up in arms. I really hate it, but just don't have the energy to do anything about it. You know, the bottom line is if they want to fuck up their service, let them. I don't like it because Facebook now unilaterally decides which posts you see from which friends. You can block someone, but if someone's not blocked, you don't see everything they write. If you go to their page, you'll see you've missed stuff. Of course you can use the live feed which picks up more, but even if you select it, it eventually returns back to the new news feed. Which is what everyone hates.

In regards to my Saturday post about AvMed. I got my prescription today. It's amazing what a very firm, demanding, and polite but threatening letter will do. I demanded a written apology, told them I am their worst nightmare and will dog them relentlessly as long as their 'staff' feels they know more than my doctor. I told them every time they fail to comply with my doctor's orders, I will file a formal written complaint with the state (and you all know I will, too). They, as I said, figured out that they should go bother someone else. Again, I am not asking them to do anything that I asked: I am asking them to do what my licensed medical doctor asked. I do not feel anyone that has not personally examined me and my case has the right to override what my doctor says. And this was stupid. The new pill costs half of what the old one cost. Seriously. How stupid can you get? Oh, and the lady never called me back as predicted. As a side bonus, the pharmaceutical company that makes the new drug picked up the tab on this first order (well, all but $5 of it).

I wasn't going to post Nucor news, but there is news and it's on the company Facebook page. I have no comment on an individual level. I only say, we're working on a filing if we can meet all the technical requirements. I've never seen anything so complex and confusing. No wonder those lawyers charge $2k or more per hour. Our corporate WiFi is working well (still) and from a technical standpoint the Vista and Windows7 laptops (our employees property, not ours) work with the least problems, though I am loathe to admit it. The Windows XP systems running XP Home are the worst.

I had mentioned visitors by country to the Interstate Screw Corp web page. Here's a summary from 1-1-09 through 26-10-09. There's an Excel version which is cooler because each country has the flag in front of it, but there was no practical way to post that here. I can e-mail it if anyone is terminally curious.

Countries Pages Hits
United States us 54,820 355,033
Russian Federation ru 4,470 5,330
China cn 2,895 12,822
Japan jp 2,325 2,839
Spain es 1,542 2,612
Romania ro 1,424 1,802
Canada ca 1,402 6,782
Germany de 1,159 1,885
Taiwan tw 695 4,561
Great Britain gb 524 2,533
Ukraine ua 493 587
India in 429 2,439
European country eu 419 934
Chile cl 419 3,567
Peru pe 378 3,005
Jamaica jm 345 2,461
France fr 324 769
Colombia co 314 2,037
Latvia lv 310 353
Hong Kong hk 304 1,136
Argentina ar 297 1,891
Venezuela ve 271 2,364
Mexico mx 260 2,081
Netherlands nl 252 493
Malaysia my 216 1,534
Cayman Islands ky 182 1,845
Sweden se 171 590
South Korea kr 165 1,082
Aruba aw 163 1,395
Ireland ie 162 2,190
Israel il 158 712
Australia au 139 996
Brazil br 137 754
Panama pa 131 1,138
Costa Rica cr 129 1,351
Singapore sg 128 762
Bahamas bs 123 1,000
Antigua and Barbuda ag 118 952
Turkey tr 115 734
Dominican Republic do 115 1,112
Italy it 102 488
Austria at 102 273
Guatemala gt 100 636
Barbados bb 98 686
Ecuador ec 97 1,075
Thailand th 97 536
Puerto Rico pr 94 900
Egypt eg 76 598
Ghana gh 73 679
Hungary hu 70 211
Suriname sr 70 1,039
Greece gr 69 529
Former Czechoslovakia cs 66 192
Poland pl 61 325
Portugal pt 59 231
Haiti ht 58 402
Philippines ph 53 351
Trinidad and Tobago tt 53 431
Czech Republic cz 51 151
Iran ir 47 264
Switzerland ch 44 261
El Salvador sv 44 324
Virgin Islands (USA) vi 41 429
South Africa za 41 189
Indonesia id 39 207
Uruguay uy 37 637
Finland fi 36 245
Anguilla ai 35 213
Turks and Caicos Islands tc 34 287
Pakistan pk 34 282
United Arab Emirates ae 32 277
Denmark dk 29 160
Nigeria ng 28 196
Saudi Arabia sa 27 101
Belarus by 27 72
Moldova md 27 27
New Zealand nz 26 68
Qatar qa 24 24
Bulgaria bg 21 99
Belgium be 21 136
Vietnam vn 20 141
Nicaragua ni 19 158
Norway no 19 153
Guam (USA) gu 18 138
Belize bz 17 149
Guyana gy 13 156
Slovak Republic sk 11 68
Lithuania lt 9 32
Slovenia si 6 44
Angola ao 5 15
Malta mt 5 23
Luxembourg lu 5 5
Senegal sn 5 15
Ivory Coast (Cote D'Ivoire) ci 4 4
Kuwait kw 4 15
Bahrain bh 4 4
Croatia hr 4 39
Jordan jo 4 13
Estonia ee 4 13
Yemen ye 4 64
Bolivia bo 3 31
Georgia ge 3 15
Cuba cu 3 36
Namibia na 3 3
Saint Kitts & Nevis Anguilla kn 3 38
Lebanon lb 2 2
Cyprus cy 2 2
African Regional IPO ap 2 2
Netherlands Antilles an 2 12
Bosnia-Herzegovina ba 2 10
Paraguay py 2 12
Myanmar mm 1 1
Syria sy 1 1
Tunisia tn 1 1
Bermuda bm 1 1
Uzbekistan uz 1 10
Afghanistan af 1 11
Gabon ga 1 1
Iraq iq 1 1
Kazakhstan kz 1 27
Morocco ma 1 4
Ethiopia et 1 1
Liechtenstein li 1 1
Armenia am 1 30
Algeria dz 1 2
Sri Lanka lk 1 10
TOTAL VISITORS –> 80,788 454,208

11 Comments

  1. Posted Tuesday, 27 October 2009 at 22:25 EDT | Permalink

    I wonder if your Interstate Screw site is getting a lot of hits because people are hoping it's porn! ;)

  2. Posted Tuesday, 27 October 2009 at 22:33 EDT | Permalink

    A small portion, indeed. But most of them come in on related keywords (bolt, rivet, fastener, hurricane, etc)

  3. Posted Tuesday, 27 October 2009 at 22:39 EDT | Permalink

    And Myanmar??? I mean, seriously. I'm not even sure we'd be willing to sell to them.

    Iraq I understand. Afghanistan — do they even still have electricity? And a few of the odd places I assume are out customers because they're tiny islands.

    China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, India, and Korea are mostly vendors looking to sell to us — but we do have customers in both China and Hong Kong. Russia? No idea.

    I probably should have sorted by hits and not pages.

  4. Posted Tuesday, 27 October 2009 at 23:24 EDT | Permalink

    Twitter is like blogs, or music. A lot of it sucks, but it can be cool (or useful) if you choose wisely. Most of the librarians I follow post links to interesting articles and they're often followed by a conversation on its merits (or lack thereof).

    It's all in how you use it. I find it much less useless than Facebook.

  5. Posted Wednesday, 28 October 2009 at 00:28 EDT | Permalink

    I'm flattered you liked my snark enough to post it.

  6. Posted Wednesday, 28 October 2009 at 08:26 EDT | Permalink

    John, Facebook becomes more and more useless with every single "upgrade" they install. So I agree with you on that score.

  7. Posted Wednesday, 28 October 2009 at 10:31 EDT | Permalink

    It's hard to screw up "140 characters or less". Elegant in its simplicity, filled with garbage just by nature of the internet.

    It's the insane minutiae that people post on a daily basis. I figure at least half the posts most users make, shouldn't be made. I don't care, nor does anyone, that you've been waiting in line for dinner for 5, 10, 15, 20, etc minutes. Yet people insist on posting stuff like that. I don't "get" it.

    There are blogs (LiveJournal, Blogger, independent, it doesn't matter), endless blogs, where stupid, banal posts are not born. They are grown.

    Twitter is a microcosm of the internet; it contains the same banality that millions of self-involved blogs do, and the people who criticized blogs for their banality and self-involvement now have Twitter (and Facebook, et al.) to criticize for the same.

    These criticisms are fair. But ultimately, they are as useless as that which they criticize, because these critics, to sample a cliche, would throw away the baby with the bathwater.

    99% of blogs are shit. That means we are selective about blogs we follow, relying on trusted word of mouth to get us to the good stuff. Twitter is the same.

    While I wouldn't recommend to you the drhorrible or NathanFillion Twitter streams, I enjoy the links they post and the nuggets of funny I get from same. The Penn & Teller Twitter stream is mostly promotional, although written by Penn, so it's authentic-ish promotion mixed with the occasional wit.

    The Darth Vader stream is hilarious to me in the way that Fake Steve Jobs is hilarious to you (I detest Dan Lyons, but it's for the hack job(s) he did while reporting on SCO vs. IBM and therefore on Linux for Forbes; perhaps Linux killed his puppy when he was a child).

    Here's another Twitter-happening that I consider a nugget of gold: a bunch of high-profile-geek fans of Star Wars (aka A New Hope) got together, assigned themselves non-conflicting roles, and then proceeded to recreate the dialogue of the Battle of Yavin. Every last utterance. In Twitter. It was like live virtual theater with an unruly audience, once people caught on to what was happening and started throwing in lines and commentary. But they kept right on with the script. It was awesome. Or banal. Depending on your point of view.

    When I read that the White House website was running Drupal, I read it on the Drupal Twitter stream. And I enjoy Wil Wheaton's blog; his Twitter stream can generally be just as amusing.

    Like I said, if you think the banality of Twitter is all there is, you're doing it wrong. But I honestly can't think of any Twitter streams I'd recommend for you.

  8. Posted Wednesday, 28 October 2009 at 12:02 EDT | Permalink

    There is an easy way to post spreadsheet info – open it in google docs, save there and then post the link.

  9. Posted Wednesday, 28 October 2009 at 12:41 EDT | Permalink

    Lavona, I tried that. The URL is here: https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AilIV_ITkqD7dEJCc1g4aE1ob0R3Q0JWMG8yUVYxMEE&hl;=en but the flags don't import into Google Docs. (Take a look and if you can help me, I'll fix it. I can even email you the original spreadsheet)

    Jose, I agree. I like Wheaton's stuff. He's amusing even when he's being full of himself. There are some good but I think the bad outnumbers the good by a lot. I do follow people and many of them are interesting. But I still don't GET Twitter. The Point? A blog is a once or twice a day summary. A twitter feed is a bunch of stuff — 100s a day for some people — most of it interesting to nobody. "I am in line" + "The line isn't moving" + "Still in the same spot" + "Eight people went in" (That is an actual exchange I saw once)

    I think there are more useful blogs than Twits (Twitterers?) and they're both better than Facebook. And MySpace, I think maybe it should be banned from the planet excluding the Music section.

  10. Posted Wednesday, 28 October 2009 at 17:08 EDT | Permalink

    Eric, about missing pictures in Google Docs spreadsheet … Apologies, I hadn't had pictures in any file I uploaded so hadn't run into that missing feature.

  11. Posted Wednesday, 28 October 2009 at 21:13 EDT | Permalink

    Let's not forget Ray Adverb. If you're a fan, you'll find his tweets as entertaining as his columns.

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