Tag Archives: Humor

This is an Untitled Post because I couldn't think of one

Before I begin, I have two random comments:

I would much prefer to be in the UK instead of the US at any given point in time, but there is one thing that the UK doesn't have that makes me very, very glad to be back. Water pressure when taking a shower. The UK has the [...]

A Special Hello to Wiley, Rein & Fielding

A special hello to Wiley, Rein, and Fielding who still visit my blog. Today someone at WRF actually Googled me by name. W00T! I'm sure they know they're leaving digital footprints that are recorded. One would hope so, but judging from their high quality research in their first Nucor filing, perhaps not. I think Nucor [...]

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The NHL's Florida Panthers continue to defy all expectations and have now lost eight of the last nine in spectacularly bad fashion. I could rip the team a new one because they deserve it. The players don't care — anyone watching the game can see that. Okay, some do, but this is a team sport. [...]

Asset 1039

Last night I took home company asset 1039. I know it's number 1039 because it's got a sticker that says so. All of our hi-tech equipment have these stickers. I configured it, set it up, and went through the short learning curve. Asset 1039 is the new laptop computer. Yes, it's a 15" MacBook Pro [...]

Today's Excitement

Last night was pretty rough when it comes to sleep. I didn't get to bed until nearly 3 and woke up not long after four, then dozed off again until 5, and then dozed off again until 6, and finally gave up at 630 or so and got out of bed and went to work. [...]

Bing.com: Do It Yourself Circumcision (Why Bing fails)

I have a blog. I write about many things. The above topic is not one of them. I promise and I do not intend to change that. However, I must report this because Erin demanded I do it. (Apparently having your foot in a cast impairs your vision of what makes good blog content.)
I get [...]

A Cat In Your Pants

Please vote on this LOLCatz. I don't want to mention that this is my friend Paul. So there is no way I will mention this is my friend Paul. I am certain Paul wouldn't want anyone to know that's him sitting on the crapper with a cat in his pants. So I will not post [...]

A long Diatribe and some updates

First, I must say, the Panthers are sucking so bad, it's embarrassing. They are a train wreck. How bad is it? Legendary fan and media-whore VanMurph finally thew a fit over it and has jumped in with the rest of us who are saying what the fuck is wrong with this team?
You know, many of [...]

Dictator for Life

A number of my friends have told me I should be President and that I'd be good at the job. I deeply appreciate the sentiment from those deluded fools friends. Actually, I accept their theory as plausible but I must reject it because:

Anyone who wants to president must, by definition, be an idiot
You have to [...]

RIP George Carlin. An Angry But Funny Man

I love hockey. George Carlin did not. His priceless rant on it was "Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is guys trying to beat the crap out of each other while playing with a puck. In that sense it is a higher form of boxing, but it will never be a sport because of the [...]

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