Author: Eric

Free Blow Job From A Really Hot Chick

No, this blog hasn’t been hijacked by pornographers though the title might certainly give you that impression. Tania Derveaux, the rather buxom and attractive NEE party senate candidate in Belgium, is offering to give away blow jobs: 40,000 of them, to be exact, or 80 per day for 500 days — an impossible task even […]

Shrek The Third, Diggs, Jerry Falwell

I am rather pleased with the title of my blog entry for today. First, I have removed the “Digg This” button from my individual blog posts as not one single person ever used it. The master button remains. StumbleUpon buttons also remain as sometimes a kind soul takes a liking to what I’ve said and […]

Jerry Falwell Dies at 73

Never take joy in the death of another, but in this case it’s a little hard not to. The world, today, is a better place than yesterday. Now that Mr. Falwell, found of the obscenely named “Moral Majority”, has popped off, perhaps some of his compatriots in religious intolerance will follow along. I hope it […]

Once again, Miami tops ‘road rage’ list

Once again, Miami has the worst road-rage of any city in the USA. As a driver here, I can tell you … wait? how dare you cut me off? I’ll kill you, you son-of-a bitch … where was I? Oh, yeah, we have the most insane, impossible drivers. Anyone who lives here and has to […]

More “I want to Own a Casino”

In a previous post I wrote about why I wanted to own a casino — mainly because only an absolute idiot can lose money while owning one (that idiot being Donald Trump). Most of my point can be found in my previous post, but I have more numbers to drop. I got my MGM/Mirage annual […]

Friend Test Analysis

In yesterday’s post I posted the “friend test” which is both amusing and revealing at the same time. A number of my friends have taken it as well as some people I don’t know quite as well. I assumed the better the friend, the better the score, but clearly this isn’t the case. Since I […]

Friend Test

I’ve created this test for my MySpace page, but it supposedly works in a blog, so I’ll try it here and see if anyone tries to take this test or not. I will pass no further commentary at this time.

A Plethora of Palabras

Wow. This will be a busy post. I have a lot to say. First, this YouTube Video has me highly stressed. I’ve got a very low opinions of all politicians, but is this little clip (verified, thanks) a racist rant from Hillary Clinton? It’s her but is what she saying racist? Interesting thing to wonder […]

Mac v PC: South Park Style

Okay, I’m not fond of posting YouTube links, and this one’s priceless — if you prefer to zip over to YouTube directly, here’s a direct link.  The volume’s a bit low, so you may want to crank it up. This is an unbiased video too, so it matters not if you’re pro-PC or pro-Mac, this […]

Spiderman 3 — The Review

I wanted to like this movie so badly, I can’t begin to tell you. I went in hoping it was going to blow my socks off. In a way I got my wish. It definitely blew. Okay, not that bad but there are issues with this film. It starts off great then it gets lost […]