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Live Action Simpsons Video (Official)

The producers of The Simpsons have produced a live action opening sequence. Yes, a live human playing Bart, Lisa, Homer, and Marge. It was produced for Sky One TV in the UK to promote their airing of The Simpsons. It’s a fantastic video for the novelty value — the actors look nothing like the characters […]

Sex Injuries and the Broken Penis

Okay, sometimes I see an article in the mainstream press so amusing I just have to talk to someone about it. Unfortunately, I don’t know anyone to discuss this with, so I’ll just go on about it here. You have to like an article with the tagline “Broken penises, lodged foreign bodies give new meaning […]

Queen + Paul Rodgers (Miami Concert Review w/set list)

First, I must say Queen are still a force to be reckoned with — let nobody say otherwise. After seeing this concert, I will fight anyone who says otherwise. Now that we have that away. They performed Friday 3 March 2006 at Miami, the opening date of their first US concert tour in over 20 […]

Reasons some friends suck

This is, in theory, a follow up to an old post: Lost Friends Someone asked me what exactly I meant. So let me explain it here. This is probably far too personal to post on-line, but what the fuck. I’m in a mood right now. Maybe I’ll delete this after a few days. We’ll see. […]

Online Friends versus Offline Friends (Real Friends?)

So, today I was thinking. I do that sometimes, you know? Most people call everyone they know online “friends” but are they really friends? I don’t think so. I have people I’ve met offline, I know them off-line, and I socialize with them off-line. These are my “friends”, and they are to some degree or […]

Intelligent Design and a bit of Heaven and Hell

I’ve decided to make a serious post about a controversial topic. I’ve done that before in my Why Led Zeppelin Sucks thread. This one’s a bit more serious than that one. Intelligent Design is anything but. I want to state that as my opinion clearly and for the record. There is absolutely, unequivocally no intelligence […]

Apple Is Not Perfect

I don’t say it often, but this blog shows some of the bloopers from Apple’s famous Keynote addresses over the years. It’s always fun to watch Steve Jobs fail because as much as I like Apple, he creeps me out sometimes. Go Apple, but I’m laughing at you and not with you this once 🙂

The World of Smartboards

Okay, this is cool: The World of Smartboards. You really do need to watch this video — it’s only about 3 minutes long and it gets cooler as it goes along so be patient through the initial metaphysical stuff if that isn’t your thing. The technology is patented by Apple, no less. There have been […]

Florida Panther Season Ticket Renewals and Playoff Tickets

INTRODUCTION Originally written in my blog was this bit about the Panthers: Whither Yon NHL Florida Panthers? in which I wondered what the hell was wrong with the Florida Panthers and endeavoured to point out some of the things they’ve screwed up. Naturally, the response was tepid — apparently unless I am writing about Why […]

Cheney, Quail, Bush, Guns.

Actor/writer Steve Martin on The Huffington Post , took a satirical view of the recent shooting by our vice-dunderhead and bumberclod, Dick(less) Cheney. “Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. ‘I didn’t really shoot the President […]