No, this blog hasn’t been hijacked by pornographers though the title might certainly give you that impression.
Tania Derveaux, the rather buxom and attractive NEE party senate candidate in Belgium, is offering to give away blow jobs: 40,000 of them, to be exact, or 80 per day for 500 days — an impossible task even for a nymphomaniac. Ms. Derveaux started this as a joke in response to an opposing party’s claims of offering “new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts.” Tania posed naked in a parody campaign, promising Belgian voters 40,000 jobs, all of which can be seen at the aforementioned link. The NEE is a legitimate party and she is a legitimate candidate, and you can read all about the NEE at their website, however it’s written in Flemish. The election takes place June 2007.
I’m pretty sure the offer’s not serious — though Wikipedia and many other outlets seem to think it is — because at 80 per day Ms. Derveaux would end up with a horrendous case of lock-jaw, thus impairing her fellatio skills. She also offers virtual blow-jobs in Second Life (it’s an on-line game if you don’t know). I wish our political battles here in America involved this much humour.
It’s interesting that this is attracting such interest around the world when George Bush has been fucking the entire country for years and it hasn’t got this sort of press. If your ass is sore, it’s probably Bush’s fault.
For the record, I have not signed up for Ms. Derveaux’s generous offer.