Michael Vick Is Evil and Deserves to SUFFER

8-17-07 RICHMOND, Va. – Two of Michael Vick’s alleged cohorts in a grisly dogfighting case pleaded guilty Friday, and one said the Atlanta Falcons quarterback joined them in drowning and hanging dogs that underperformed.

8-24-07 Michael Vick filed his plea agreement in federal court Friday admitting to conspiracy in a dogfighting ring and helping kill pit bulls. He denied ever betting on the fights, only bankrolling them.

Aug. 24 (Bloomberg) — The National Football League suspended Michael Vick indefinitely without pay today, hours after he admitted conspiring to run a dogfighting operation that Commissioner Roger Goodell called “cruel and reprehensible.”

I think we should give Vick a pair of meat underwear, then coat him in beef gravy and throw him in a cage with a few pit bulls. If he survives, we should electrocute him — not to death. Then we should beat him — not to death. Then, we should give him to PETA.

Vick should be made a pariah with no chance of redemption because his debt to society can never be paid. As long as he remains on this planet, the planet is defiled.

I hope he becomes a prison bitch and is violated in the worst most inhumane ways by an AIDS infected inmate who is very well endowed. I hope his life becomes an unbearable hell and he contemplates ending it and sparing the planet his pathetic existence. I am not more favourably disposed towards his co-defendants, either. People who torture other living creatures for fun and/or profit are heinous creatures who deserve no mercy. They should reap what they have sown. I also hope the Atlanta Falcons go after their paid-up-front money so his pocket can hurt too.

If you would like to suggest other ways Vick should be punished, have at it. I am in no way encouraging anyone to commit an act of violence against Vick. Tsk, tsk.

And, more importantly, to the few sick individuals who have said they don’t see what the big deal is. You’re just as bad as Vick and deserve the same (including Donovan McNabb, Stephon Marbury, a number of his Falcons team-mates, and select NAACP members). Look, they guy committed a heinous crime. He doesn’t deserve your support. If you support him, you are the same sport of scum he is.

To those who would play the race card: what planet are you from? Get a grip. We don’t know what race the dogs are. Oh, you think it’s about Vick’s race? Hahahahaha! That makes you dumber than Paris Hilton. Jump under a bus: this is about a pox on the face of humanity. Vick will rot in the eternal abyss of Hell. I feel sorry for all the less evil people down there who will have to associate with him. I do hope there is a very special Hell reserved for people like Vick.

*I am not a fan of PETA, though I certainly support their message, just not their whacked-out methods. I eat meat, dammit. Steak. Yum.

** I’ve just quoted the Bible. The world is ending.

*** Guangzhou, China perhaps?

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