Everyone hates Sarah Palin. At least I do, and that’s all that matters. I’m telling you this because you should know there’s bias here. Lots of it. In spades. But this video was sent to me by one of her fans. Says quite a lot about the sort of person who actually likes her.
The former Republican VP candidate and partial cause of their election-day meltdown, and currently absurdly popular Alaska Governor, was doing the standard “Pardon the Turkey” routine, when things went horribly wrong. Really wrong. And captured on video. Yeah, if you watch in the background, keeping in mind they’re at a ranch(farm?) where they slaughter them, you will see in the background what one might expect.
There’s a great story here with the censored video. Because I am nice, I’ve got you a link to the uncensored version though they’re just about the same. Do not watch this as you’re planning on eating Turkey. Remember meat doesn’t appear in neat packages on the shelf. It has to get turned from living, breathing creature into meat.
AOL | Sarah Palin in the Silence of the Turkeys article.
So, there ya’ go. BTW, I’ve been told that what he’s doing is killing the turkey and draining off the blood. I do not know if it’s true but it seems plausible.
I’m still sick. I hate bickering relatives with a passion. The exchange rate for the Dollar to Pound is at 1.50 on the nose, down from 2.04 which makes a trip affordable, but nobody wants to go when I can go. So, I’m not sure what I’ll do for the holidays because there aren’t that many people I’d be willing to be with for a week. I’m going to finish my x-mas shopping this week if I can so I can avoid the evil Post Black Friday crush — not that I think there will even be one. I’ve ordered quite a bit from Amazon. I’ve already broken my two gift per person rule and got a few relatives three. Then again, food doesn’t count so I suppose I’m okay. (Stupid-ass gifts are excluded from the count.) And I’ve expunged lots of people from my gift list and also my holiday card list. I’m under 80 cards and that’s my first year under 100 in quite some time. Now I gotta find this year’s insert.