This is a medical product and guys will squirm horribly. However, there is nothing here that isn’t work safe so share the love. It’s just fucking evil if you want my opinion. I thought it was a joke at first when Razzie sent me this, but that’s a real product. Some things you should not do yourself at home. There’s even a picture of what it does, but trust me, you do not want to look for that picture.
http://www.smartklamp.com/parents/thesmartklamp.html