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Fuck Bush Says a Student Newspaper

The headline and editorial ran thusly: “Taser this FUCK BUSH” I will withhold comment on the lack of proper punctuation in said headline. That was the entirety of a four-word column in the student-run Rocky Mountain Collegian. I think that’s great. But in response to the headline, it’s way too juvenile for a professional newspaper […]

Family Guy does Star Wars

In an earlier post I had said Family Guy jumped the shark, and true, it’s been pretty sucky lately. But the new season première take on Star Wars was utterly, and completely brilliant. This may have been the best episode of the show. Ever. It’s a scarily faithful retelling of the original Star Wars (episode […]

Marcel Marceau, Famed French Mime, Dies

When asked to speculate on the cause of death, police were silent. Family members asked had no comment. Other mimes were quiet on the subject.

I hate Christmas

Dear God Almighty. I was at BJ’s Wholesale today to buy some bulk stuff for work — this is a routine event. Today, I wish to point out is 22 September 2007. They had artificial Christmas trees, wrapping, decorations, and were playing Christmas music. It’s 93 days away. Save us all from holiday creep. How […]

Another Mac In The Wall

I normally just write about what’s on my mind and don’t take requests as it were. However, because the topic was so appropriate for me and because the person who sent it to me is as cute as a button (Erin), I’ve got no other choice than to throw it on my blog for all […]

VideoGate: Belichick’s Cheating Ruins NFL Credibility

I’ll skip the discussion of the travails of the actual incident in questions. It’s pretty much blatant and obvious. I’m going to move right on to my opinions of the NFL’s response. I think it’s a total sham. What a freaking crock of excrement. First and foremost Belichick doesn’t have even have to pay his […]

OJ Did It Again

Yeah, for the second time in my life, I am blogging about OJ Simpson. (First time here) The last time, I wrote about OJ was to discuss the theory that he was actually innocent. Yeah, I still believe it’s possible. From the glove that didn’t fit, to the matching DNA, to the time he killed […]

I was In a Fender Bender Today

Today, I was in a relatively minor fender bender. Or, more accurately, I was rear-ended by a cel-phone wielding blonde bitch. Maybe she isn’t, but her attitude bears me out. I left work a bit early today to go to the post office and pick up some stuff while they were still open. So, along […]

Panthershockey.net gets a sponsor!

Well, I’ve taken the plunge and accepted paid advertising. I never thought I’d actually do it. However, as my combined sites’ Technorati authority ratings have climbed, offers have increased. I won’t even CONSIDER porn ads, though those offers were SUBSTANTIAL and into the four figures. My Technorati authority rating broke 5 not that long ago […]

Iriomote Cats, English Teachers, Yellow Submarine, and Bush Declares Martial Law

Today we have another random group of eclectic posts. Way back in December 2006, I wrote about the Baiji Dolphin become extinct. Truly a sad thing, indeed. Well, it’s about to happen again to another species. Now, Japan’s Iriomote Cat is Headed for Annihilation according to the latest news. I am far more saddened about […]